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Your standards are high, and so are mine.

I’m like that old college girlfriend who still lives in your daydreams. Daydream no more, darling!

About Me:

Natural beauty, natural intelligence — nothing artificial here.

Between my background in the arts, my bachelor degree, my (unfinished) master's, my ADHD, and my never-ending compulsion to explore esoterica, we’ll never run out of things to talk about over dinner.

My heritage? An American jumble of European roots... but my eyes are 100% Irish. The genetic lottery awarded me an abundance of dark hair, ivory skin as soft as it looks, and thick thighs topped by a full, round, and eminently lovable bum.

My figure is completely natural and free of tattoos. I wear light makeup to enhance my features, not change them.

Do I look familiar? I lived and worked in NYC for many years. And yes, I have toured Chicago, but it’s been a long time.

If you are like most gentlemen I meet, you are choosy. You are thoughtful and kind in your communications. These are attractive qualities, and one the many reasons I love my job. I honor your booking by holding myself to a high standard.

RS2k members, you’re already a step above the rest, and I can’t wait to hear from you.

I come to your upscale hotel… across town, across the lake, or across the country. Local gents, come to my clean, smoke-free Capitol Hill apartment.

If you like what you see so far, click on over to my website for more. See you soon, sweetheart!